A regular poster on one of the popular discussion boards I follow, posted this up this evening and it kind of hand me chuckling a bit. Now for those of you who have followed Weight Watchers or are currently on the program, how many of you have displayed the behaviors captured in this post? I hate to admit, but I on more than one occasion have displayed many of the behaviors highlighted below and still do from time to time (lol). I guess that's the nature of being on a weight controlled program-it kind of makes you a bit neurotic doesn't it? Well either way, I thought I'd humor you by, in turn, posting a slightly altered list on my page and adding a few of my own...enjoy!
You know you're on weight watchers when:
. You accidentally swallow toothpaste and wonder how many POINTS it had in it.
· You stand in the aisles at the grocery store with your WW PointsFinder figuring POINTS before you buy.
· Everyone at your lunch table is asking you to figure the POINTS on their lunch.
· You figure the POINTS on cough syrup.
· When you've run out your daily points for the day, you turn to the Weight Watchers 0 points soup as your meal of choice.
· You don't want to share ANY of your food with anyone because you've measured it and know exactly how many POINTS are in it.
· You know where every public restroom is wherever you go . . . you need it after drinking all that water!
· You wear as little clothes as possible during weigh-in, hoping that the less clothes worn the better the weight loss.
· On the day of your weigh-in (especially if a morning weigh-in), you skip eating your first meal of the day in hopes of producing great numbers during weigh-in.
· You weigh yourself before and after the bathroom just to see how much of a difference it makes.
· You ask your WW leader to bring in a curtain so you can weigh-in naked.
· You Calculate Activity points for Sex!
· People at work know when your weigh in day is because you have the same outfit on that day EVERY WEEK
· You take a bite and then spit it out because you realize it wasn't worth the points!
· You mark all the food boxes in the house with points per serving.
· You carry your journal with you wherever you go.
· Kashi becomes your favorite snack food.
· You start wondering how many points are in bubble gum
· You know in advance, by heart, what you can and cannot eat at each and every restaurant.
· You take a big black permanent marker and not only mark the points but also write your name and "DO NOT TOUCH OR ELSE".
· Everywhere you go, you take along two 'purses'. Your regular purse, and your Weight Watcher's Black Bag, with the point guides, Slider, and all other 'stuff' in there!